Thursday, August 6, 2009

COME AND SEE OH

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Hey shorrie, can i have your number?

A few weeks back, i was driving back from a friend's place, midnight-ish. The weather wasn't too bad, so i rolled down my windows (driver and passenger) to get fresh air. I'm on the phone, talking to a friend of mine, having wonderful conversation. All's good.
I get to this traffic light, still engrossed in the conversation with a guy on the phone. Then, all of a sudden, i hear loud voice bellow:

"HEY, AM I GETTING ANY TONIGHT?"

It was in that instant i knew i was tush, cuz i felt mortified. The word "mortified" probably passed through my brain at the time. I was seriously horrified, felt dirty even. I look to my right, for the source of the hideousness

*moves head to the right*

and there is IT is: the epitome of ghettoness looking at me from the car on my right. He was leaned out so far, half his body was out of the window.

Meanwhile, my brain went into crisis mode and produced a reaction.

"nooo..."

Thats what i did. Said "no" like a child who was told something by his tired and aggravated dad, and is trying to convince himself that it is a lie but is not quite sure of himself.

But it didn't end there.
The guy speaks again:

"CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER SO *OAHDOBL"

*Thats what what he said sounded like. There's nothing like black ghetto southern accent to make you doubt your command of the english language. They always talk like they have ice in their mouth*

There i sat, in the car, feeling angry yet disgusted. The light was still red. My instinct was then to shout. However, these days, you don't know who is carrying a gun. So i held my tongue and rolled up the passenger side window. He said some more things, but i couldn't hear.

Right when i was worried that the guy might do something stupid e.g come out of his car in the middle of the road or something, the light changed. I quickly sped off, while the guy made his right turn and went his way.

UGH!